KeEp In ToUcH

(click the music before you read, for drama and to set the horny mood)

"Friends U Can Keep, in short — F.U.C.K"

girlfriend: ted r u busy?
teddylicious: not really. y?
g:
Id like to get a guy's point of view lang. You know my
not-a-bf-friend-with-benefit guy ryt? We made love yesterday nyt. I saw
him at the ofc this am.
t: San ako dun mag coment? Dat u saw h!M ystrday or dat ur
nt hs gf bt only frend wid bnfits and alowance thng?
g: When I saw him, I felt conscious, myself & towards hm din. Normal feel? You think hes also conscious as I am? Ü
t:
Yes. Im sure he s super conscious, paranoid and scared. Specialy f d
thot of u blowing up everthng and his gf finding out coz u sudenly
bcome uncontrolable
g: Yes,correct I got it.Bt u
know what? Until yesterday nyt he wouldnt admit,that he has a gf.
Actualy, i came 1st, we were bf july to oct 05, then thats how it is
now.
t: Wat he wil do s always b nice and
friendly 2 u so he can always read ur mind, and get laid every nw and
then coz otherwise, it wont b fun at ol, is it?
g:
Well, i love hm so maybe thats why. Kaya nga gusto ko na rin lumipat ng
work to have distance frm hm ü bsta i keep myself strong & wise,
kht papano hehe ü
t: Hmmm! I say u use him and
make him cry. Get him used 2 liking his candy then take it away until
he begs 4 it. Dnt gve him especial atention. Wen his around, flirt wid
others w/o being obvious. Nver luk at him and pretend nt noticing him.
B consciously unmindful of him. Drive him nuts. Hold d power and use
it.
g: Hay! Henyo ka talaga.You remained to put
much sense in all that you say ü thanks, i apreciate. Dont you have a
crush on [gilfriend #2]? Set up ko kayo..
t: Dnt
leave ur work just bcoz of him. Let him leave work. Dnt carry d bagage.
Show him dat ur too strong 4 him 2 hurt u. Yet b irresistible 2 his
eyes n mind
g: My gosh! Youre realy so galeng!
Wow! I did that in fact. Our last b4 ystrday was Aug 17, from there we
were texting & on group dates.Kagabe,was i gave in.Hehehe
g: E di ba nga crush mo si [girlfriend #2]? Ha?Ü cge na, ayain mo mag date!
t:
Im way pasd d dating game. Im more into geting laid thng. Ü and wid
[girlfriend #2], i dnt thnk she wud ever take me seriously coz she has
seen my gud and nt so gud syd. Bt she hasnt seen my butt, ryt? Or much
more, c me totally naked.
g: Hahaha. E ang
maganda nga, yung alam na yung good & bad side, before laying down.
Thats how *#$% and me are now. I wont lay with sum1 I dont know ü
t: U got it wrong. I have no bad syd. Only gud and nt so gud syds. Bt im sarap 2 d bones. Dats y they kol me tedilicious
g:
Hehehe. Naughty! Okay. I advise choose a pretty and smart gf, relate
seriously and get al that laying you want! Di pa naman kayo mg aasawa
e. Enjy muna kyoü
t: Any1 uncomplicatd s welcum 2
ted's lyf. I realy dnt nid sum hu wears d word complicted ol over her
face. I dnt nid sum1 hu wil multipy my miseries. Other than ol those
mentiond, im cool. U thnk [girlfriend #2] s open 2 goin 2 bed wid ted?
How abt conceiving his child?
g: Would you mind if ask her?
t: Ah, as long as u can guarantee she wont slap me nxt time we bump into each other
g: Surely ü so between you and me, crush mo nga c [girlfriend #2]? Ha? Dali na. Ü
g: O what na? Crush mo b? Hay ü kanina,you text fast, now slow already
g: Would
you say a man like my bf for example,its normal to get laid by me 1 a
month?Or he myt be doing it with another? Though he says no,thats y he
craves 4 meü
t: Im sure hes doing it wid other girls. 4 ol u knw, may iba p sya girllette s ofc nyo
g: ok. thanks. ano na yung kay [girlfriend #2]. crush mo b sya?
t:
Crush? Ano b tyo, hiskul? Pero nung pang colege crush ko n yan. Alam
nya yun, sinabi ko 1st yir p lang tyo. Nayabangan nga sya s kin eh
g: Okay.Okay. Hehe. You want to get laid by her? O, matured na yan ha,
t: u
mean fuck her? y not. shes a total hottie. but not f she has issues wid
losing her virginity on casual sex and if she minds that little piece
of a tissue. yoko mapikot heh heh heh. hey, do u hate her? that much?
t: i feel like a total pig wid what i last said. oink oink. erase erase!
g:
Its okay. I just read it ü thou youre correc hehe. Not just fuck, I
mean hav a relationship with [girlfriend #2], close muna,then date
date,& if you felt it both,then do it
t: So
ur nw d love fairy…? Do u also gve advice on safe sex? Ü u knw im nt
gud wid dating, d kind dat gets a guy undr a girl's pants. Friendshp s
kewl. Bt btwen friendshp and no malice fun then sudenly sumthng gud
blums, dats luv acidentaly and wow!
g: Kaya nga e. Try mo with [girlfriend #2] ü think about it, okay? Enjoy ur night. Tnx

Opposition Slate 2007

My phone has been ringing the whole weekend almost endlessly. Media from all over the country has been trying to get my boss’ side on this article which came out Thursday.

I am aware this topic has been making the rounds of blogs and e-groups. I am posting the Inquirer story about this Opposition Slate, which allegedly include Senators Pangilinan, Villar and Recto who, by the way, are members of the Senate Wednesday Club.

Read on and post your comments.

Estrada bares senatorial lineup for 2007

By Norman Bordadora
Inquirer Last updated 09:45pm
(Mla time) 11/02/2006

DEPOSED president Joseph Estrada bared on Thursday the opposition’s initial line-up for the senatorial elections in 2007, including such administration senators as Senate President Manuel Villar and Senate Majority Leader Francis Pangilinan. (click here to for the rest of the story)