KeEp In ToUcH

(click the music before you read, for drama and to set the horny mood)

"Friends U Can Keep, in short — F.U.C.K"

girlfriend: ted r u busy?
teddylicious: not really. y?
g:
Id like to get a guy's point of view lang. You know my
not-a-bf-friend-with-benefit guy ryt? We made love yesterday nyt. I saw
him at the ofc this am.
t: San ako dun mag coment? Dat u saw h!M ystrday or dat ur
nt hs gf bt only frend wid bnfits and alowance thng?
g: When I saw him, I felt conscious, myself & towards hm din. Normal feel? You think hes also conscious as I am? Ü
t:
Yes. Im sure he s super conscious, paranoid and scared. Specialy f d
thot of u blowing up everthng and his gf finding out coz u sudenly
bcome uncontrolable
g: Yes,correct I got it.Bt u
know what? Until yesterday nyt he wouldnt admit,that he has a gf.
Actualy, i came 1st, we were bf july to oct 05, then thats how it is
now.
t: Wat he wil do s always b nice and
friendly 2 u so he can always read ur mind, and get laid every nw and
then coz otherwise, it wont b fun at ol, is it?
g:
Well, i love hm so maybe thats why. Kaya nga gusto ko na rin lumipat ng
work to have distance frm hm ü bsta i keep myself strong & wise,
kht papano hehe ü
t: Hmmm! I say u use him and
make him cry. Get him used 2 liking his candy then take it away until
he begs 4 it. Dnt gve him especial atention. Wen his around, flirt wid
others w/o being obvious. Nver luk at him and pretend nt noticing him.
B consciously unmindful of him. Drive him nuts. Hold d power and use
it.
g: Hay! Henyo ka talaga.You remained to put
much sense in all that you say ü thanks, i apreciate. Dont you have a
crush on [gilfriend #2]? Set up ko kayo..
t: Dnt
leave ur work just bcoz of him. Let him leave work. Dnt carry d bagage.
Show him dat ur too strong 4 him 2 hurt u. Yet b irresistible 2 his
eyes n mind
g: My gosh! Youre realy so galeng!
Wow! I did that in fact. Our last b4 ystrday was Aug 17, from there we
were texting & on group dates.Kagabe,was i gave in.Hehehe
g: E di ba nga crush mo si [girlfriend #2]? Ha?Ü cge na, ayain mo mag date!
t:
Im way pasd d dating game. Im more into geting laid thng. Ü and wid
[girlfriend #2], i dnt thnk she wud ever take me seriously coz she has
seen my gud and nt so gud syd. Bt she hasnt seen my butt, ryt? Or much
more, c me totally naked.
g: Hahaha. E ang
maganda nga, yung alam na yung good & bad side, before laying down.
Thats how *#$% and me are now. I wont lay with sum1 I dont know ü
t: U got it wrong. I have no bad syd. Only gud and nt so gud syds. Bt im sarap 2 d bones. Dats y they kol me tedilicious
g:
Hehehe. Naughty! Okay. I advise choose a pretty and smart gf, relate
seriously and get al that laying you want! Di pa naman kayo mg aasawa
e. Enjy muna kyoü
t: Any1 uncomplicatd s welcum 2
ted's lyf. I realy dnt nid sum hu wears d word complicted ol over her
face. I dnt nid sum1 hu wil multipy my miseries. Other than ol those
mentiond, im cool. U thnk [girlfriend #2] s open 2 goin 2 bed wid ted?
How abt conceiving his child?
g: Would you mind if ask her?
t: Ah, as long as u can guarantee she wont slap me nxt time we bump into each other
g: Surely ü so between you and me, crush mo nga c [girlfriend #2]? Ha? Dali na. Ü
g: O what na? Crush mo b? Hay ü kanina,you text fast, now slow already
g: Would
you say a man like my bf for example,its normal to get laid by me 1 a
month?Or he myt be doing it with another? Though he says no,thats y he
craves 4 meü
t: Im sure hes doing it wid other girls. 4 ol u knw, may iba p sya girllette s ofc nyo
g: ok. thanks. ano na yung kay [girlfriend #2]. crush mo b sya?
t:
Crush? Ano b tyo, hiskul? Pero nung pang colege crush ko n yan. Alam
nya yun, sinabi ko 1st yir p lang tyo. Nayabangan nga sya s kin eh
g: Okay.Okay. Hehe. You want to get laid by her? O, matured na yan ha,
t: u
mean fuck her? y not. shes a total hottie. but not f she has issues wid
losing her virginity on casual sex and if she minds that little piece
of a tissue. yoko mapikot heh heh heh. hey, do u hate her? that much?
t: i feel like a total pig wid what i last said. oink oink. erase erase!
g:
Its okay. I just read it ü thou youre correc hehe. Not just fuck, I
mean hav a relationship with [girlfriend #2], close muna,then date
date,& if you felt it both,then do it
t: So
ur nw d love fairy…? Do u also gve advice on safe sex? Ü u knw im nt
gud wid dating, d kind dat gets a guy undr a girl's pants. Friendshp s
kewl. Bt btwen friendshp and no malice fun then sudenly sumthng gud
blums, dats luv acidentaly and wow!
g: Kaya nga e. Try mo with [girlfriend #2] ü think about it, okay? Enjoy ur night. Tnx